Yes, they’re divas (sometimes). Yes, they tend to lip off more than other NFL players. And yes, they are maybe the “skilled” player on the field. But Wide Receivers don’t seem to get as much pub as QBs or RBs. They won’t generally help your fantasy team as much either.




Who’s #1?
Plaxico Burress recently said that the Giants’ receivers are as good or better than the Pats’. Randy Moss recently called himself the greatest receiver of all-time. But who IS the best of today? We are gonna count them down, from 30 to 1. First i want to say that this is not purely based on stats. Although our top receiver’s stats were pretty impressive to say the least. But you’re not gonna to convince me that Roddy White is a better receiver than Santana Moss, because his numbers were better. One bad year does not mean you’re done as T.O. and Randy showed us this year. Next i want to say that this is based on the premise that this season does have some importance, so if you didn’t even play (ahem, Marvin Harrison), it’s pretty tough to judge you and you didn’t make the list. So it’s really some sort of combination of past performance, performance this year, and taking into consideration the system they play in. Obviously, the fact that the Panthers had to roll their quarterbacks out in wheelchairs affected Steve Smith’s production. For the record, last year’s top 5 would have been some combination of Harrison, Smith, Ocho-Cinco, TO, and Randy. So enough with the small-talk, lets go to the top 30, our top receiver may surprise you:
‘Cuz someone HAS to catch some passes….

Derrick Mason falling out of his wheel chair to catch a pass
30. Derrick Mason, BAL (103 rec., 1087 yds., 5 TDs, 1 Fum, 10.6 avg.) - Mason played with a two-headed monster at quarterback. One sucked ‘cuz he was old and couldn’t throw. The other sucked ‘cuz he threw too much. Either way, the fact that the passes were mostly thrown at a 33-year-old, way-passed-his-prime receiver show how little talent Baltimore rolls out on offense every week.
29. Roddy White, ATL (83 rec., 1202 yds., 6 TDs, 3 Fum., 14.5 avg.) - Roddy will one day be a star. But that one day is going to have to wait until a.) the Falcons get ANYONE else to throw to (look at Crumpler’s numbers this year), b.) he gets a decent QB, and c.) he stops dropping balls. Obviously, he wasn’t as bad with the third as he has been in the past. He’s very close to making “the leap,” but we’ll see if he can put together back-to-back solid seasons.
28. Bobby Engram, SEA (94 rec., 1147 yds, 6 TDs, 1 fum, 12.2 avg.) -On talent alone, Engram has no place in the top 30. But on pure reliability, Engram has become a solid #1 receiver in the league. Now, he isn’t even the top receiver on his team (unranked Deion Branch is), but he’s Hasselbeck’s security blanket. And he seems to be the only receiver on this squad that can hold onto the football.
Young guys on the Rise
27. Marques Colston, NO (98 rec., 1202 yds., 11 TDs, 1 Fum., 12.3 avg) – This is another guy that can’t seem to hold on to the football. He was last year’s feel-good story, but this year he had expectations. And although he quietly put up some great numbers, he was more memorable for dropping the football. If he can get those drops under control, he’s a real threat to the top of this list. He’s huge, and is a great end-zone target.
26. Santonio Holmes, PIT (52 rec., 942 yds., 8 TDs, 2 Fum., 18.1 avg.) - Everybody’s preseason pick for a breakout season was injured most of the year and missed 3 games. Still given that, he just missed a 1000 yard season. He was, essentially, Plaxico Burress’ (via Antwan Randle El) 3-years-later replacement as the deep threat in Pittsburgh’s attack. And he’s quick as all hell, can catch the football, and dominated the early season pass attack. When he went down with an injury towards the end of the season, it took a lot out of the football team.
Santonio narrowly avoids another DUI
25. Greg Jennings, GB (53 rec., 920 yds., 12 TDs, 1 Fum., 17.4 avg.) – Everyone will remember Jennings for catching that game-winner against Denver, or catching Favre’s record setter. But he had quite a good year in his own right after following Holmes in the draft last year. He emerged as Green Bay’s deep threat, and showed pretty good hands on a bad-hands receiving core.
24. Bernard Berrian, CHI (71 rec., 951 yds., 5 TDs, 1 Fum., 13.4 avg.) - Last year he was simply a deep threat, this year he became the team’s top WR. Now, the Bears got worse, but it was no fault of Berrian’s. His receptions and yards went up, and his fumbles went down, as Rex’s favorite target. Now, if the Bears can ever get Rex or Muhsin Muhammad fixed. They’ll be alright.
23. Dwayne Bowe, KC (70 rec., 955 yds., 5 TDs, 0 Fum., 14.2 avg.) – Usually these numbers would put you in the rookie of the year discussion. But not in the year of Adrian Peterson. Nevertheless, Bowe emerged as KC’s other receiving threat (complementing Tony Gonzalez…..or actually, vice versa). Chew on this: LSU lost the top overall pick (Jamarcus Russell), and the draft’s best rookie receiver in Bowe, and still won the National Title this year. But Bowe was quite a surprise. Everyone talked about Ginn, but Bowe was the real deal. Now if Brodie Croyle could actually get him the ball more….

Bowe knows football…
Solid, but not Spectacular (By the way, I would’ve put Plax here a month ago, but one of the under-discussed stories of the playoffs is his rise to finally reaching his full potential as an elite receiver)
22. Kevin Curtis, PHI (77 Rec., 1110 yds., 6 TDs, 0 Fum., 14.4 avg.) - One of the NFL’s most underrated receivers finally went to a team that could give him a chance, and he delivered. Another under-told storyline of this season. Unfortunately, McNabb was hurt all year and the team went down with him. He reminds me of Wes Welker (white, un-athletic possession receiver). He’s the exact opposite of Reggie Brown. Brown’s the deep guy who should be great but isn’t. Curtis is the possession guy with little talent or athletic ability, but is great at what he does.
21. Joey Galloway, TB (57 rec., 1014 yds., 6 TDs, 0 Fum., 17.8 avg.) – First of all, anyone who rates Galloway as an elite receiver is overrating him drastically. He’s still quick despite his age, but he doesn’t have the size or break-away speed as some of his peers. He also has never been the greatest route-runner. Nevertheless he’s a solid top receiver on a running team. He’s been the deep threat his whole career, and seems to have good chemistry with QB Jeff Garcia.
20. Donald Driver, GB (82 rec., 1048 yds., 2 TDs, 1 Fum., 12.8 avg.) – Driver has always (since he’s been in Green Bay) been Favre’s favorite target. And why not? He’s one of the better possession receivers we have in the NFL. He does, at times, have slippery fingers but that’s been a Green Bay problem as a whole. And Driver gets more of those passes to drop than anyone on the team. This was one of the NFL’s most explosive teams, but what’s up with just 2 TD’s? Favre threw 28 this year!
19. Roy Williams, DET (63 Rec., 836 yds., 5 TDs, 2 Fum, 13.3 avg.) – Old reliable for Detroit missed the final 4 games this year. He also seems to be relegated to Detroit’s #2 option when Calvin Johnson is healthy (which he wasn’t enough to make this list). However he’s still quite a good receiver. How the receiving core in general reacts to Martz’ firing will be something to watch next season.
18. Chris Chambers, SD (66 rec., 970 yds., 4 TDs, 1 Fum, 14.7 avg.) - Keep in mind that this was playing only 10 games. I’d put him higher on the list, but I’m penalizing him for missing those games. I used to think he was better than Burress, but after Burress’ playoff ascention, I’ll give the nod to Burress. For now. But Chambers will be higher on the list next season. He is their best WR during the Tomlinson era (Gates is not a WR!), and will have an even better season with a Training Camp to prepare.

Chris Chambers jumps for joy to be out of WR-hell, er Miami…
Really Good WR’s who had Down Years
17. Lee Evans, BUF (55 Rec., 849 yds., 5 TDs, 0 Fum., 15.4 avg.) – I am one to believe that Evans’ bad season was more the result of Buffalo’s QB’s being brought out in baby strollers. The word out of Buffalo is that the team is trying to re-commit to giving Evans the ball, and the winner of the QB battle next year will be the guy who can put the ball in the hands of the team’s best playmaker (Evans, of course). Evans only had 2 games with more than 5 receptions, and that is unacceptable.
16. Santana Moss, WAS (61 Rec., 801 yds, 3 TDs, 2 Fum, 13.2 avg.) – The ‘other’ Moss battled injuries all season, had bad quarterbacks, and still put together a string of gutty performances to end the season and get the ‘Skins in the playoffs. What this means for the next season is unknown as the ‘Skins have a whole new set of coaches. But when healthy, Moss is one of the most explosive WR’s in the league. Of course the hard part is keeping him healthy.
15. Hines Ward, PIT (71 Rec., 732 yds, 7 TDs, 0 Fum, 10.3 avg.) – Hines took a step backwards this year, but still became the Steelers’ record holder in every major receiving category. He was hurt for the majority of the season, missing two games. But he’s still very important to what the Steelers do, and we’ve all heard about how he’s the “best blocking WR in football.” I fully expect him back among the elite next year, if he stays healthy. But the uprise of young Holmes should challenge Hines for the team’s top receiver.

Hines and college pal Champ Bailey reminisce on old times
14. Andre Johnson, HOU (60 Rec., 851 yds, 8 TDs, 1 Fum, 14.2 avg.) - ‘Dre is also one of the league’s top receivers when he’s healthy. However he hasn’t been able to stay healthy recently, even now that he has a decent quarterback. He missed 7 games this year, and not coincidentally, the team lost 5 of the 7. The team went 6-3 with him in the lineup. Plus he looks like Joe Johnson.
13. Torry Holt, STL (93 Rec., 1189 Yds, 7 TDs, 2 Fum, 12.8 Avg.) - Now, on paper, this does not look like a bad year for Holt. But in 2003, Holt grabbed 117 passes for 1696 yards and 12 TDs. However, he has fallen under 100 rec./1300 yds plateau the last two seasons. He looks like he might have lost a little bit in his game, but it could also be that the Rams’ O-Line can’t keep Marc Bulger upright. Only time will find out. But Holt still makes those acrobatical catches, and still has to be planned on by opposing defenses every week.
12. Anquan Boldin, ARI (71 Rec., 853 yds, 9 Tds, 2 Fum, 12.0 Avg.) - Anquan had another solid season for Arizona. While he did miss 4 games, he also gave us a couple games over the 150 yd. mark. The Cards ended up being right about what we expected, but they will be better if their top-notch receiving core can stay healthy.

Anquan forgot the two at the end
3 Guys On The Rise
11. Brandon Marshall, DEN (102 Rec., 1325 yds., 7 TDs, 3 Fum, 13.0 avg.) – If anything good came out of Javon Walker’s injury, it was Marshall’s rise as one of the best WRs in football. He made “the leap” this year from one of the better #2 guys in the year, to a top-notch wideout and Walker is going to have to come back and complement him. Putting up 133 yards agains the Jags was probably his best game of the season. With Cutler’s up-and-down season, and Henry’s suspension, Marshall was the offense’s lone bright spot.

Brandon Marshall’s even ’sharper’ than Darren
10. Braylon Edwards, CLE (80 Rec., 1289 yds, 16 TDs, 3 Fum, 16.1 Avg.) - If Marshall surprised everyone by making “the leap,” Edwards surprised absolutely no one. Everyone expected him to one of the next great receivers, and this season he finally lived up to the billing. He was helped significantly by the emergence of Derek Anderson at QB, and should team with Kellen Winslow to form a formidable duo of play-makers for the next (hopefully) decade in Cleveland.

“Hey Guys! I finally made ‘the jump’!”
9. Wes Welker, NE (112 Rec., 1175 yds., 8 TDs, 10.5 Avg.) - Wes was a surprise in that the average football fan hadn’t heard of him until this season. He wasn’t in that we all figured he’d put up big numbers in New England. He is the ideal slot receiver, and the perfect compliment to Moss. What we didn’t expect is for him to lead the league in receptions (tied with TJ Houzhmanzadeh). Everyone who picked up Welker on their fantasy teams was very happy all season.
Play that funky music, white boy
The Elite Receivers
8. Larry Fitzgerald, ARI (100 Rec., 1409 yds, 10 TDs, 3 Fum, 14.1 Avg.) – Larry missed a game against Cleveland but still matched his career high in yards, matched his career high in touchdowns, and came just short of his career high in receptions (103). Altogether it made quite a season for Arizona’s top receiving threat. For the high-flying Cards, Fitzgerald is their franchise player. It’s only a matter of getting that defense together.

And, as Michael Jackson….
7. Plaxico Burress, NYG (70 Rec., 1025 yds., 12 TDs, 0 Fum, 14.6 avg.) – Plax was injured most of the season, but still managed to post a career high in Touchdowns. But it was his outstanding performance in dominating the best secondary in football in the NFC Championship game, that vaulted him into the elite class. It was the stuff of post-season lore, 11 receptions for a buck 51 in destroying the best corner combination in football. As someone who watched him in closely as a huge Steelers fan, I’ve always criticized him for coming up small in big games. But he proved me wrong against the Packers, and must now be always taken seriously as an elite receiver.

So Plax, what’s it like taking a team on your back, and bringing them to the Super Bowl?”
6. T.J. Houshmandzadeh, CIN (112 Rec., 1143 yds., 12 TDs, 2 Fum, 10.2 Avg.) - As Cincinnati’s possession receiver, he’s played second fiddle to Chad his whole career. But he’s starting to get his own share of attention after leading the league in receptions. The Bengals had a bad year altogether, but don’t blame it on the starting receivers. They have the best pair of starting receivers in the NFL. And TJ’s fiery, he talks smack, and he has an attitude problem, but he backs it all up with his play. And in the end, that’s what you need the most in your wide receivers.
5. Steve Smith, CAR (87 Rec., 1002 yds., 7 TDs, 1 Fum., 11.5 avg.) - This is the last time Smith’s reputation keeps him this high. If he has another average season, he’s gonna fall drastically in most people’s eyes. While Smith battled injuries as well, the key to his performance is QB Jake Delhomme. If Delhomme can stay upright enough to get Smith the ball, he should have another “Steve-fuckin-smith” season, like, say 100+ catches, 1500 yards, 12-13 TDs. If not, look for Smith’s stock to drop.
4. Chad Johnson, CIN (93 rec., 1440 yds., 8 TDs, 2 Fum., 15.5 avg.) - Just watching games this season, you’d think Johnson had a bad year. In fact, i did too until i looked at his numbers. True, he lost his first AFC yardage title in 4 years, but it was actually a career high. The word is that he wants out of Cincy, and wants to go to Miami. People rag on Johnson and Housh for talking too much and trying to takeover the team. But, they are the team’s best players. And isn’t that what they’re supposed to do?

There wasn’t much to celebrate for Ocho Cinco this year
3. Terrell Owens, DAL (81 Rec., 1375 yds., 15 TDs, 0 Fum., 16.7 avg.) – T.O. had, at 34 years old, his best season since 2001. It seems strange to say, but T.O. has been the team leader, a model teammate, and even cried when defending his quarterback. He had a terrific season and jumped back into the argument for best WR in football. But it wasn’t quite enough, as his team was upset in the playoffs. The fall-out over this is thus far limited, but this loss stung in Dallas.

T.O. and the ‘Boys couldn’t quite escape Big Blue
2. Randy Moss, NE (98 Rec., 1493 yds., 23 TDs, 0 Fum., 15.2 avg.) - Randy is better than T.O. because he has better hands. Let’s just get that out of the way. He probably has the best hands in football. In fact, that dropped pass against the Giants in week 17 was so ironic because he was so wide open, he was about to break the Touchdown record, and he has such great hands. He had a season for the ages, set a league mark for receiving touchdowns, and was the most skilled player on the best team in football. He’s probably going to get his first ring, and he absolutely dominated football this year. But he wasn’t quite the best receiver in football.

Randy “supaman’s dat hoe”
The Best of The Best
1. Reggie Wayne, IND (104 Rec., 1510 yds., 10 TDs, 3 Fum, 14.5 avg.) – In a year that saw Peyton Manning look human, and Marvin Harrison lost for the majority of the season, someone had to step up and lead the offense. It turned out to be Wayne, seen mainly as Harrison’s little brother through the years. Reggie, like Plax, had a reputation for not showing up in big games. This year he showed up big in almost every game. He topped 100 yards six times, lined up both outside and in the slot, and was easily the Colts’ offensive MVP this year. And he actually beat Moss in receptions and yards. Harrison did go down, but Peyton will tell you that Wayne was likely to move into the top dog role anyway. But like Harrison, Wayne kept quiet. He lets the T.O.’s and Moss’ and Ocho Cinco’s do the talking. He just shows up and does his job. And he does it better than anyone in the NFL.

Yeah, I’m the best. AND what??!!
Who YOU got?
-J